Updates from the past (April)

My other bf had a new dog, I shall not disclose the name of my bf here for i fear my 'bf' will be conned/ harmed/ target by many others dog lover in order to KIDNAP HER DOG!

*drumrolls,

i present to you....

Choco @ Burger @ i dont know what its called now.

adorable lil pup. was pestering my mom to carry Choco/Burger/ wtv its called so that she would be obsessed with it too and THUS GET ONE FOR ME. XD

a random pic taken by Zen when i was applying for my uni's. (left my hp on the table with her...)

 actually she took tremendously a lot photos of herself but...... I aint going to post it up here because out of that 1001 photos that she took of herself, she only took 2 pics of me. pfffft ITS MY HANDPHONE OK!  *sulks*

and I'm working at a kinder :)

These are the early birds that came superb early as it was swimming day!

left (Zehan, Siang, Nafisah)

Siang  at the right corner, he is only ard  2.5 years old. but i tell you, he is one wicked/smart ass.  

Col, who's rather loud and likes to order/demand other kids around her. LOL

Siang brought some 'wanton' wraps/skins (its like those thin layered of dough that you can eat it once its fried) and he began peeling it all over the floor.

 -____________-

with a booming voice, i ordered my peasants to pick up those trash and clean that mess. MUAHAHA.

ok not. as i begin cleaning up the mess he continued peeling and others began to like walk around etc,




so chaotic.





 so i did what i did best--->

i said in chinese ' eh Siang, whats that on the floor' (proceed to act shocked and covered mouth)

he begin bending down looking  o.O hahaha


 and he explained to me that its from his 'wanton skins/wraps' LIKE DUH I KNOW LAH!


and i begin telling stories how a dino would grow from those mess if he dont clean it up that instant!


AND ALL OF THEM  BEGIN PICKING IT UP FROM THE FLOOR AND PLACE IT IN MY HANDS.





muahahah i am a genious.



after threwing it in the dustbin, he asked how come dino wont grow in the dustbin?


and I did what i do best again,


I said  'OH LOOK,  A BLUE PROTON WIRA CAR!'

not like they knew what was that..... but the tone of my voice made them scrambling ahead to the tiny window tip-toeing to see what kind dinosaur goes by the name of BLUE PROTON WIRA.

why hello, i am still alive!

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

:)

Just a little teeny weeny update,

1. I'm working now. :)

2. I am still deciding between which uni in Australia.

3. I am still deciding which part of Aus i want to go.

4. And now my parents gave me another suggestion,

WHY NOT GO TO UK?!




* we've been scouting here and there asking about uni courses etc & celebrated my bday :D
bahhh, with so many things on my mind... its a miracle i can update now! :D

FERRARI VS PEUGEOT

So yeah during Cheng Meng,  I have no idea why but I spotted millions of sport cars.

or the sport cars just have to show up in front of me, blehhh. 

and my cousin who is a mechanic to be- so i keep asking him what car is this, brand etc etc.

he's a mechanic mah so should know everything about cars righhhhhhtt?

spotted at my dad's elder sis graveyard. which i then mentioned to my cousin and yes, it was a ferrari! :) super proud cause i quite noob in recognising cars. i cant differentiate kancil and perodua something something.

and then i saw another sport car at my grandma's graveyard, and i franctically ok not franctically but kan cheong-ly pulled my cousin one side to take a look and wth its not a ferrari (which i keep insisting to my cousin IT IS) but apparently its a peugeot.

er so how to diff a peugeot and a ferrari, i find that those two symbols are alike leh!

 

this is the oh so ferrari

and i er photobucket-ed  peugeot and i found this,

WTH?!

ok, found!

wth both also the animal thingymajig sign both hind legs up! how to differentiate?!

and if you see it from far, all you can see is this a black dot. -___ -

and how dare my cousin make fun of me. all the way back from seremban to my hse he mimicked my stupid hoolah moolah face calling him over to see the 'ferrari' which was actually a peugeot. how would i know? I'M A GIRL OK!

and each time he sees a peugeot (which is super alot of times) he'll shout out FERRARI and turn my head over to see that ferrari/ peugeot. !@$$@#$! that annoying brat!

okay have to memorise this: peugeot, lion = fatter animal, facing right

ferrari =  sa mang kai/ thin horse facing left!

ferrari or peugeot who cares, all i need is a car that can move! and er not so champlang car good enough!

Cheng Meng ( the chinese prayers)

For this cheng meng, i went back to my dad's side 6.30 am in the morning. 

no wait, let me rephrase that.

                     For this cheng meng, i went back to my dad's side 6.30 am in the morning!!!



which means, i need to allocate one hour to depart from my hse, subang to seremban, (so means 5.30a.m start journey) which means i have to wake up at FOUR A.M IN THE MORNING. and i have stuff to do so i can only sleep at 12am the night before, WHICH MEANS i have only 4 hours of sleep. WHICH MEANS I CAN LITERALLY NOT SLEEP AT ALL. saya mau mati sudah.


and this year was a little diff as i did not only held prayers for my grandmama, i also went to visit the dad's tai-ma (grandad's 1st wifey) and also dad's older sis.

in my whole life, i've always woke up when the sun is already high up shinning above my head. BUT YESTERDAY, I WOKE UP TO FIND MYSELF FACING A SKY OF errrr, no sun. haha okay i need to brush up on my literiture yada yada.

at first grandma's graveyard thingy.

(dad in grey stripped t-shirt, mom with tht blue bag, aunt & lil nephew in red, uncle in yellow shirt, cousin holding treasure box. huh, see if  you can spot them all? if you cant spot my dad, i think you can just go 'tui loh'/ jump off the cliff.)

its more like a party celebration than praying ceremony.

it was flooded with people. sorry lah i abit kia su cause first time going into such old fashion/olden days punya grave yard. XD unlike my late grandmama who's 'graveyard' which doesnt seems to look like a graveyard.

burning 'hell money' etc

grandpa resting while er scratching his bald head while uncle scrapping mud off opa's shoes.

we repainted the tomb-stone, threw/laid gold/silver 'money' all over the grave and cucuk-ed joysticks.

and every family brought those long bloody red firecrakers and light it before their love ones's grave. So yeah, its more like CNY than Cheng Meng. SO WEIRD.

and yeah incase if you are wondering, we brought one stack for urselves too.

and then we proceed to visit dad's older sis.

her graveyard is so er movie-ish style. like what you would usually see in those hong kong movies. clean, quiet and not so smoky (as she is christian and there they dont use joysticks.)

and then to my grandmama's grave. which i wont talk about it here anymore as i think i have already mentioned about it many times. :)

overall, it was a good experience.. but erh once in a life time experience is good enough because NEXT YEAR THEY PLAN TO DEPART FROM AH GONG HOUSE AT 6AM SHARP. which means I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 3 I THINK?!!!!

siao meh!

Why, hello again.

I'm still stuck in Seremban, (edited* this post was written 2 days ago on sunday. :P) and did i mentioned how awesome has the new blogspot became?

no right?

its like so so

AWESOME

why?

remember all these pictures where i 'professionally' edited it (until it became super blur and you cant see who is who)? haha with the new blogger settings, i dont have to wait for hours for it to download! BECAUSE IT IS ALREADY PRE-SAVED IN MY BLOGGER THINGYMAJIG

oh shit i looked like a pregnant woman. -.-

a drunk happy pregnant woman

a drunk happy mad pregnant woman

* er cant think of anything to say :D

SG. KEVIN. CLEMENT who has gone and long forgotten about me :(

CLEM. MIN. BEE (mine!). ZEN

(THE PICS ABOVE AND THE ONE BEFORE IT LOOKS LIKE IT IS  COMBINED. )

JY who also ignored me after he coupled :(

pfffft

haha joking lah. :D

(Isaac Tan)


MY so called real cousin, whom i really have a cousin named Isaac Tan but its not him XD and during form 4-5 our chemistry tuition teacher really tought that we are cousins because i said out loud,

" Isaac is my new cousin (as in baby isaac was just borned) and when she asked is Isaac Tan my cousin, i said yes. ;)

(This is the other  Isaac Tan)

and some pictures from last year college.

with kim and geraldine whom i bump into at starbucks. and it was hilarious because it was ICPU dressed up day and i was so into adjusting my props and all that i did not realised they were shouting/staring/laughing at me. :S

and so i decided not to wear the props when taking picture with them XD

chloe, bee and steph

ah, the good old days.

CNY 2010 (part 1)

YAY! the new blogger setting rocks socks! i'm so in love with it! :)

I'm such a backward blogger, always posting stuff that has already happened 3 months ago. :((

maafkan aku, saya kesal dengan attitudeku yang tidak bertanggungjawab pffft... oklah wtv lah no point telling stories when i memang tak kesal hehehe 

CNY 2010.

as usual, okay not really usual but its the 2nd or 3rd time we catered food for cny. :( no more homecook food ;'( FOR ONE DAY as the 'cha bohs' (ladies, aunties, grandma) in my family wants to rest and be pampered for a day by not cooking.

We had to eat this for dinner as there was leftovers. thats what the 'cha boh's' said, but i suspect it was intentional so that they can escape cooking for dinner too! haha sorry for complaining but obviously these food cant be compared with our family's chabohs cooking.

This time the food was so-so only, nothing much to shout about because SOME OF US GOT DIARRHEA the next day! !#$%^&*wtb!$%^ i woke up on the 3th day of CNY at freaking 10am to ehhem, shit. :( i've never woke up so early before throughout my whole cny years, as we sleep pretty late the night   day before.

okay, i cant really blame the food as till now the reason of our diarrhea still remains unknown.

the kakaks taking care of the food, hehe more like having their 'happy-hour time' outside.

uncle staring blankly ahead, and guess whats that beside him!!! its a hugeass rattan basket/plate layed with banana leaves. so malay/indian-ish. :)

and guess what is it for? ...not for banana leaf rice etc, nor to put satay or to roast babi. haha wah my blog not halal adi. sorry, super lame joke.

a clue*

ITS TOO PUT OUR YEE SANG!

and mind you, its not any normal yeesang ok.

first, its all handmade, homemade, custommade and homegrown!!! okay not all are homegrown.... i think its only the water apple .... ah whatever lah its called 'jambu air' in malay.

even the sauce/kuah for our yee sang was handmade by our youngest aunt, who is one of the best bakers in our family too. she bakes awesome coffee cheese cake and  healthy deep moist choco cakes that i will even eat altho i dont really fancy choco-- scared of falling sick, not worth the bite. :P but for aunt's cake, i tell you totally worth falling sick for it as she use pure chocos and sometimes organic chocos i think.

youngest aunt arranging a plate of yee-sang specially for grandpa's sis (we call her lou ko) as she is vegetarian and cant eat jellyfish.

(okay break time and ill stop here for now)

currenly, i'm in Seremban (dad's hometown) to visit my cousin as he was hospitalised for a week, and then continued by 2 days again after he was released from the hospital. all because of a tiny eenny meeny bloody vampire mosquito! wah and that blood sucking monster (sorry edward, not you lah)  and it cost his family a bomb wei! -___- haih.

 he's so different than his usual attitude. he's usual cheerful,talkative and eat banyak like shit. but today when i visited him.... he's like an old man that lost his memory. sat on the bed, staring blankly ahead as if we are some other spesies of homo sapiens. and he twisted his neck/ had stiff neck because of some medicine given that dont suit him.

damn  ho lin ah (pityful). may he be well and happy always. :) be strong cousin!

The Betrayer.

okay, since now i'm uber free. sigh, (insert the song i'm a loner by C.N Blue) i tell you people a story.

here's the kan cheong part of my post,

im sorta thinking if i should reveal some secrets of my past, since like im out of primary/secondary school and i want to de-stress myself! AND PEOPLE USUALLY WONT READ POST WITH LENGTHY WORDS. HEHEHE.

I am rather fickle minded, and er i have very short attention span which i dont think (but my friends thinks) it contributes------> to my love life.

LIKE FTW i am not fickle minded in my love life. -____- do you see me changing partners every two weeks?? NO RIGHT? (mom: NO, CAUSE U GOT NO PARTNER TO CHANGE)

damn zha tou....

i need to clear my 'nama baik' on this statement, i may be fickle minded etc but i am superb stubborn and loyal & soft hearted. WAH I KNOW, WHERE TO FIND A GIRL LIKE THIS.

ANYWAY, it was way back in the erm secondary school and

"Jeng Jeng Jeng"

i had a crush on a guy named Jacob ,from my Form 5 class.

siao meh! obviously that is not his real name lah, if it is his real name i'll die of :). smilling too much. Jacob as in the werewolf jacob, dumdedum.

Okay so lets assume Jacob is his real name, but me and my friends have the tendency to give nicknames to people. and thus, i named him Jerry.

And my FG4 (four girls gang not including one more close guy friend CLEMENT LOO but wtv, how to say FG4 +1 meh. so dont have the oomph )

(the four girls one boy gang.)

so we always refer to him as Jerry and we can talk about 'Jerry' eventhough he's right beside us!

example, bffs enters my class and..

they: eh so hows ur perkembangan with Jerry and u?

me: er so so. nothing much (then proceed to tell stories on anything that happen between us.)

them: eh please lah Jerry's body not tht hot also, why you like him.

me: *defensive mode on* wah not like ur ____ (insert name) that hot also right! at least mine can ___ (insert advantage point) and ______ (insert another advantage point) ... URS CAN MEH?

WAH SEE WE SO CHUNTED SMART!

(btw this is Bori - from korea, everyone say hi bori!

hahah we looks funny here. and in IB class they called him Boring wtbee so mean. ishhhh and he always nod his head when we say that...... er dont know if he knows whats happening. )

BACK TO STORY!

(and to those who knows me during secondary school-- no point guessing who is that because i moved class twice in Form 5! so hehehhe)

so before i continue, i would like to present the main actor/'chu kap yan' of my post today. No the main actor in this post is apparently not Jerry himself but one of my bestf, Zen. But dont be tricked by her name wei, she is not ZEN/ CALM at all!

This is Zen and her signature hippo pose

zen trying to cover my face. wtb -.-

me strangling her but she thinks im trying to rape her, another wtb-.-

see what i meant by the not so calm, zen?

Fast forward the time........................

it was like chor dont know what of CNY (hari keberapa CNY lol) so yeah we were invited to open hse and etc. As usual, we wld check out who is going. and the usual rsvp is:

1. if she's (bestf) going then im going

2. yer, why is he going? i dont want to go if he goes.

3. OMG, he's going arh? OKAY COMFIRM GO!

I was reacted, 'number 3' when i knew he was going. :)

and what was CNY without gambling after dinner. So we were at one of the bedroom on the bed gambling while once in a while some drunklords (yeah most of them were our friends) would come in and talk crap and then walk out........

and then......

and Jerry walks in.

(before i go any further, ill kindly remind you that Jerry IS 'JACOB'S FAKE NAME AND THAT NO ONE KNOWS WE REFERED JACOB AS JERRY)

okay, where was i?

oh yeah, he walked in....

and my bestest of the bestest friend THAM SZU SHEN OR KNOWN AS ZEN started yelling," JERRY!!!" and even pointed her fingers directly at him!

and we were all super shocked!

-______- if by now you still dont get it then ill cekik you. remember i said that Jerry was a fake/make up name for Jacob?? so obviously everyone was blur when that Zen shouted out JERRY INSTEAD OF JACOB!

cause in their minds, it must be like ftw,

WHO IS JERRY?

kan cheong...

ok ok, *scene resumes*

zen: JERRY! JERRY!

*points her stupid finger at Jerry/Jacob, which i felt like chopping off her fingers and strangling her at that very moment*

me: *defensive* he's JACOB lah! what jerry jerry. *i said it out super SLOW, LOUD AND CLEAR THAT HE'S NOT JERRY*

Jacob/ Jerry: *staring at us* with the -.-?? face (i feel like dying)

Zen: no He's jerry remember?! * wah this time feel like WWF, slammin her to the floor and elbowing her!

others non worth remembered friends (haha kidding): WHO'S JERRY?

Cf (other bestf) : Zen, you must be drunk.. JERRY . IS. NOT. HERE.

others non worth remembered friends again: WHO IS JERRY LAH? why did you call Jacob, Jerry?

WAH AT THIS MOMENT I WAS SUPER PISSED + SCARED + PISSED.

and then i found out that ZEN was indeed drunk, by drinking 1/3 can of SHANDY. 1/3 of SHANDY AND SHE'S ALREADY DRUNK. BUT THANK BUDDHA SHE'S ONLY A QUARTER DRUNK.

(see her stupid face, take proper picture also cannot.)

EH SERIOUSLY, WHO GETS DRUNK DRINKING 1/3 SHANDY? SHANDY LEH! NOT BEER!

How do i know that she's drunk?

1. she giggled like a 'shy little girl as if we just said- eh i saw ur panties' (haha okay my cousins always blushed when we say that

2. AND HER FACE WAS SUPERB RED

3. she admit that she was drunk. (this one super what the hell loh, drunk girl admit that she's drunk,..cant trust her statement.)

and also thankfully, Jerry was drunk too! MUAHAHAHAHAHA :D

*super relieved and smiled like a donkey*

after that we proceed to cover up her stupid mistake by saying JERRY is her crush wtf hahah from india or some place aiya dont care adi lah, and they met there and she is madly in love hahahhaha WITH JERRY and she thinks about him all the time/super inlove with him/ cant live without him. hahahah super hilarious

(-__- arghhh, at the same time still felt relieved but super mad. USE MY JERRY NAME WEI. ISH )

recap:

i remembered when she keep accussing that JERRY IS JACOB, the horror that Jacob wld know i secretly like him was not only shown on my face.

it was also shown on cf's face when she turn and i cld see her eyebrows started moving vividly haha asking 'omg now how? what to do?'

and also on PJ's face (not bff but he's old and wise thts why i told him about Jerry hahaha)- he too dropped his card (and it make a loud BAMN sound since the room is pindrop silence,--- everyone was thinking who is JERRY REMEMBER? ) ok lah, not that kua cheong... but he too stared at zen with that o.O *chun po zor* (sudah bocor) face.

okay so in the end, since everybody was partially drunk wtb and that some really believed our story= everything end well. *wipe sweats*

oh and few mins after that, i dont know why but weikit asked zen to slap him or something like that (they were both drunk) and zen really slapped him more than once. see? she's really drunk! and some others were on the floor laughing for no reason. -___- im scared of drunk people.

AND IMAGINE MY HORROR WHEN 2010 NEW YEAR EVE, Zen wanted to drink Vodka! 5% alcohol already talk crap, more than 5% i cant imagine what she would do.

arghhhhh.... how to be mad at ur Bestf who betrayed you when she was drunk, drunk by Shandy sa more?!

OKAY THE END OF STORY!

occasionally i do tought of Jerry/Jacob and this incident always pop out. :) sigh, but our relationship did not bloom out because he had to go somewhere far. and i cant tell if he is really interested in me because sometimes he acts so nonchalant, sometimes he treated me like his little sis ( bleh ) and sometimes like you know who :).

whatever, the moral of the story is:

BEFORE BRINGING YOUR FRIEND OUT (ES: BESTF), BETTER TEST IF SHE'S A GOOD DRINKER OR NOT!

wah super long post, eh go read this story twice ok! dont waste my effort to write this story!