Why, hello again.

I'm still stuck in Seremban, (edited* this post was written 2 days ago on sunday. :P) and did i mentioned how awesome has the new blogspot became?

no right?

its like so so

AWESOME

why?

remember all these pictures where i 'professionally' edited it (until it became super blur and you cant see who is who)? haha with the new blogger settings, i dont have to wait for hours for it to download! BECAUSE IT IS ALREADY PRE-SAVED IN MY BLOGGER THINGYMAJIG

oh shit i looked like a pregnant woman. -.-

a drunk happy pregnant woman

a drunk happy mad pregnant woman

* er cant think of anything to say :D

SG. KEVIN. CLEMENT who has gone and long forgotten about me :(

CLEM. MIN. BEE (mine!). ZEN

(THE PICS ABOVE AND THE ONE BEFORE IT LOOKS LIKE IT IS  COMBINED. )

JY who also ignored me after he coupled :(

pfffft

haha joking lah. :D

(Isaac Tan)


MY so called real cousin, whom i really have a cousin named Isaac Tan but its not him XD and during form 4-5 our chemistry tuition teacher really tought that we are cousins because i said out loud,

" Isaac is my new cousin (as in baby isaac was just borned) and when she asked is Isaac Tan my cousin, i said yes. ;)

(This is the other  Isaac Tan)

and some pictures from last year college.

with kim and geraldine whom i bump into at starbucks. and it was hilarious because it was ICPU dressed up day and i was so into adjusting my props and all that i did not realised they were shouting/staring/laughing at me. :S

and so i decided not to wear the props when taking picture with them XD

chloe, bee and steph

ah, the good old days.

CNY 2010 (part 1)

YAY! the new blogger setting rocks socks! i'm so in love with it! :)

I'm such a backward blogger, always posting stuff that has already happened 3 months ago. :((

maafkan aku, saya kesal dengan attitudeku yang tidak bertanggungjawab pffft... oklah wtv lah no point telling stories when i memang tak kesal hehehe 

CNY 2010.

as usual, okay not really usual but its the 2nd or 3rd time we catered food for cny. :( no more homecook food ;'( FOR ONE DAY as the 'cha bohs' (ladies, aunties, grandma) in my family wants to rest and be pampered for a day by not cooking.

We had to eat this for dinner as there was leftovers. thats what the 'cha boh's' said, but i suspect it was intentional so that they can escape cooking for dinner too! haha sorry for complaining but obviously these food cant be compared with our family's chabohs cooking.

This time the food was so-so only, nothing much to shout about because SOME OF US GOT DIARRHEA the next day! !#$%^&*wtb!$%^ i woke up on the 3th day of CNY at freaking 10am to ehhem, shit. :( i've never woke up so early before throughout my whole cny years, as we sleep pretty late the night   day before.

okay, i cant really blame the food as till now the reason of our diarrhea still remains unknown.

the kakaks taking care of the food, hehe more like having their 'happy-hour time' outside.

uncle staring blankly ahead, and guess whats that beside him!!! its a hugeass rattan basket/plate layed with banana leaves. so malay/indian-ish. :)

and guess what is it for? ...not for banana leaf rice etc, nor to put satay or to roast babi. haha wah my blog not halal adi. sorry, super lame joke.

a clue*

ITS TOO PUT OUR YEE SANG!

and mind you, its not any normal yeesang ok.

first, its all handmade, homemade, custommade and homegrown!!! okay not all are homegrown.... i think its only the water apple .... ah whatever lah its called 'jambu air' in malay.

even the sauce/kuah for our yee sang was handmade by our youngest aunt, who is one of the best bakers in our family too. she bakes awesome coffee cheese cake and  healthy deep moist choco cakes that i will even eat altho i dont really fancy choco-- scared of falling sick, not worth the bite. :P but for aunt's cake, i tell you totally worth falling sick for it as she use pure chocos and sometimes organic chocos i think.

youngest aunt arranging a plate of yee-sang specially for grandpa's sis (we call her lou ko) as she is vegetarian and cant eat jellyfish.

(okay break time and ill stop here for now)

currenly, i'm in Seremban (dad's hometown) to visit my cousin as he was hospitalised for a week, and then continued by 2 days again after he was released from the hospital. all because of a tiny eenny meeny bloody vampire mosquito! wah and that blood sucking monster (sorry edward, not you lah)  and it cost his family a bomb wei! -___- haih.

 he's so different than his usual attitude. he's usual cheerful,talkative and eat banyak like shit. but today when i visited him.... he's like an old man that lost his memory. sat on the bed, staring blankly ahead as if we are some other spesies of homo sapiens. and he twisted his neck/ had stiff neck because of some medicine given that dont suit him.

damn  ho lin ah (pityful). may he be well and happy always. :) be strong cousin!

The Betrayer.

okay, since now i'm uber free. sigh, (insert the song i'm a loner by C.N Blue) i tell you people a story.

here's the kan cheong part of my post,

im sorta thinking if i should reveal some secrets of my past, since like im out of primary/secondary school and i want to de-stress myself! AND PEOPLE USUALLY WONT READ POST WITH LENGTHY WORDS. HEHEHE.

I am rather fickle minded, and er i have very short attention span which i dont think (but my friends thinks) it contributes------> to my love life.

LIKE FTW i am not fickle minded in my love life. -____- do you see me changing partners every two weeks?? NO RIGHT? (mom: NO, CAUSE U GOT NO PARTNER TO CHANGE)

damn zha tou....

i need to clear my 'nama baik' on this statement, i may be fickle minded etc but i am superb stubborn and loyal & soft hearted. WAH I KNOW, WHERE TO FIND A GIRL LIKE THIS.

ANYWAY, it was way back in the erm secondary school and

"Jeng Jeng Jeng"

i had a crush on a guy named Jacob ,from my Form 5 class.

siao meh! obviously that is not his real name lah, if it is his real name i'll die of :). smilling too much. Jacob as in the werewolf jacob, dumdedum.

Okay so lets assume Jacob is his real name, but me and my friends have the tendency to give nicknames to people. and thus, i named him Jerry.

And my FG4 (four girls gang not including one more close guy friend CLEMENT LOO but wtv, how to say FG4 +1 meh. so dont have the oomph )

(the four girls one boy gang.)

so we always refer to him as Jerry and we can talk about 'Jerry' eventhough he's right beside us!

example, bffs enters my class and..

they: eh so hows ur perkembangan with Jerry and u?

me: er so so. nothing much (then proceed to tell stories on anything that happen between us.)

them: eh please lah Jerry's body not tht hot also, why you like him.

me: *defensive mode on* wah not like ur ____ (insert name) that hot also right! at least mine can ___ (insert advantage point) and ______ (insert another advantage point) ... URS CAN MEH?

WAH SEE WE SO CHUNTED SMART!

(btw this is Bori - from korea, everyone say hi bori!

hahah we looks funny here. and in IB class they called him Boring wtbee so mean. ishhhh and he always nod his head when we say that...... er dont know if he knows whats happening. )

BACK TO STORY!

(and to those who knows me during secondary school-- no point guessing who is that because i moved class twice in Form 5! so hehehhe)

so before i continue, i would like to present the main actor/'chu kap yan' of my post today. No the main actor in this post is apparently not Jerry himself but one of my bestf, Zen. But dont be tricked by her name wei, she is not ZEN/ CALM at all!

This is Zen and her signature hippo pose

zen trying to cover my face. wtb -.-

me strangling her but she thinks im trying to rape her, another wtb-.-

see what i meant by the not so calm, zen?

Fast forward the time........................

it was like chor dont know what of CNY (hari keberapa CNY lol) so yeah we were invited to open hse and etc. As usual, we wld check out who is going. and the usual rsvp is:

1. if she's (bestf) going then im going

2. yer, why is he going? i dont want to go if he goes.

3. OMG, he's going arh? OKAY COMFIRM GO!

I was reacted, 'number 3' when i knew he was going. :)

and what was CNY without gambling after dinner. So we were at one of the bedroom on the bed gambling while once in a while some drunklords (yeah most of them were our friends) would come in and talk crap and then walk out........

and then......

and Jerry walks in.

(before i go any further, ill kindly remind you that Jerry IS 'JACOB'S FAKE NAME AND THAT NO ONE KNOWS WE REFERED JACOB AS JERRY)

okay, where was i?

oh yeah, he walked in....

and my bestest of the bestest friend THAM SZU SHEN OR KNOWN AS ZEN started yelling," JERRY!!!" and even pointed her fingers directly at him!

and we were all super shocked!

-______- if by now you still dont get it then ill cekik you. remember i said that Jerry was a fake/make up name for Jacob?? so obviously everyone was blur when that Zen shouted out JERRY INSTEAD OF JACOB!

cause in their minds, it must be like ftw,

WHO IS JERRY?

kan cheong...

ok ok, *scene resumes*

zen: JERRY! JERRY!

*points her stupid finger at Jerry/Jacob, which i felt like chopping off her fingers and strangling her at that very moment*

me: *defensive* he's JACOB lah! what jerry jerry. *i said it out super SLOW, LOUD AND CLEAR THAT HE'S NOT JERRY*

Jacob/ Jerry: *staring at us* with the -.-?? face (i feel like dying)

Zen: no He's jerry remember?! * wah this time feel like WWF, slammin her to the floor and elbowing her!

others non worth remembered friends (haha kidding): WHO'S JERRY?

Cf (other bestf) : Zen, you must be drunk.. JERRY . IS. NOT. HERE.

others non worth remembered friends again: WHO IS JERRY LAH? why did you call Jacob, Jerry?

WAH AT THIS MOMENT I WAS SUPER PISSED + SCARED + PISSED.

and then i found out that ZEN was indeed drunk, by drinking 1/3 can of SHANDY. 1/3 of SHANDY AND SHE'S ALREADY DRUNK. BUT THANK BUDDHA SHE'S ONLY A QUARTER DRUNK.

(see her stupid face, take proper picture also cannot.)

EH SERIOUSLY, WHO GETS DRUNK DRINKING 1/3 SHANDY? SHANDY LEH! NOT BEER!

How do i know that she's drunk?

1. she giggled like a 'shy little girl as if we just said- eh i saw ur panties' (haha okay my cousins always blushed when we say that

2. AND HER FACE WAS SUPERB RED

3. she admit that she was drunk. (this one super what the hell loh, drunk girl admit that she's drunk,..cant trust her statement.)

and also thankfully, Jerry was drunk too! MUAHAHAHAHAHA :D

*super relieved and smiled like a donkey*

after that we proceed to cover up her stupid mistake by saying JERRY is her crush wtf hahah from india or some place aiya dont care adi lah, and they met there and she is madly in love hahahhaha WITH JERRY and she thinks about him all the time/super inlove with him/ cant live without him. hahahah super hilarious

(-__- arghhh, at the same time still felt relieved but super mad. USE MY JERRY NAME WEI. ISH )

recap:

i remembered when she keep accussing that JERRY IS JACOB, the horror that Jacob wld know i secretly like him was not only shown on my face.

it was also shown on cf's face when she turn and i cld see her eyebrows started moving vividly haha asking 'omg now how? what to do?'

and also on PJ's face (not bff but he's old and wise thts why i told him about Jerry hahaha)- he too dropped his card (and it make a loud BAMN sound since the room is pindrop silence,--- everyone was thinking who is JERRY REMEMBER? ) ok lah, not that kua cheong... but he too stared at zen with that o.O *chun po zor* (sudah bocor) face.

okay so in the end, since everybody was partially drunk wtb and that some really believed our story= everything end well. *wipe sweats*

oh and few mins after that, i dont know why but weikit asked zen to slap him or something like that (they were both drunk) and zen really slapped him more than once. see? she's really drunk! and some others were on the floor laughing for no reason. -___- im scared of drunk people.

AND IMAGINE MY HORROR WHEN 2010 NEW YEAR EVE, Zen wanted to drink Vodka! 5% alcohol already talk crap, more than 5% i cant imagine what she would do.

arghhhhh.... how to be mad at ur Bestf who betrayed you when she was drunk, drunk by Shandy sa more?!

OKAY THE END OF STORY!

occasionally i do tought of Jerry/Jacob and this incident always pop out. :) sigh, but our relationship did not bloom out because he had to go somewhere far. and i cant tell if he is really interested in me because sometimes he acts so nonchalant, sometimes he treated me like his little sis ( bleh ) and sometimes like you know who :).

whatever, the moral of the story is:

BEFORE BRINGING YOUR FRIEND OUT (ES: BESTF), BETTER TEST IF SHE'S A GOOD DRINKER OR NOT!

wah super long post, eh go read this story twice ok! dont waste my effort to write this story!

kids+ photography = doom

this is why you should not ask your small cousins/ young kids/ budding nephew,nieces to help you take a picture.

because it will end up being frantically.....

super blur

or

headless.

this one 2 pics out of approximately 20 trials.

i give up lah.

Xmas 2009 jolly rolly holly. (part 3)

eh dont get bored with my xmas jolly rolly holly posts. this is the last and final one! hahaha, sleep over at 1st aunt's house for 2 nights.

messed up.

the problem with teenage cousins- they'll snatch computer with you to check out their FB ahhh freaking annoyed, i prefer when they were much younger like toddlers... so can order them around muahaha

FOOD FOOD FOOD

we had lots of crabs, cooked with 3 different type of recipes.

in cloud 9 woohoo!

Isaac the barney sulking, haha. i tell you man, he loves his barney shirt so much that he insists on wearing it during 2nd, 3rd, &4th day of CNY which of course he was not allowed to.

making ze signature drink.

vodka + idontknow+idontknow

which made my face go superb red. :(((

i think i have problems with any alcoholic drink, make my face go super red. but the weird thing is, i'm not drunk, or at least i think im not. :D:D

its the blood circulation problem. whenever i drink/laugh too hard/do stupid things like laughing at people doing stupid things that make me laugh- my face will turn super red.

while the adults drank chinese herbal tea. (which they often do after EVERY meal)



bernice with snowie the rrrraaabit that looks fat but is actually very boney.



PRESENTS again!

oh i dont look excited, but trust me I WAS EXCITED.

of course wei, this is the second round of xmas pressie sessions :D




he pops out of no where, when i was taking a solo picture. :( saya kena mengaku- saya pendek lah.

digging for presents

daryl ' they took my presents :'( '

chloe got a -lee min ho- poster for xmas present!!!!!!!!! wah super jealous!

but then i got the exact same poster from celine, and the great thing is: its not even a xmas present :D

THANK YOU CELINE TAN!

the night casino.

with super serious, you-chin-tai-tai customers in their pajamas. you might not want to mess with them because if they lose they will scream,cry,kick (they'll react in that sequence) and then demand for a RE-MATCH wth.


shopping the next day at midvalley. :) was waiting for other cousins and this cousin took one picture of me haha.

XMAS cake!

Gingerbread man cookie!

another XMAS cake!

this year's XMAS was a blast with all this good food!

Ze END