omgwthikilledasnail.

i think my body clock as gone absolute haywired.

i slept at 1am (which is normal) but i woke up at 2.20pm this morning afternoon.
mummy and dee did not even shouted or screamed at me. i wonder why.
the prob is, i set my alarm clock at 9.30 am. :((

self control,self realisation. self realisation.

on a happier note, i ate satay for teatime. (which is also my breakfast or lunch)

yay!

nway, yesterday night around 7pm, i got a feeling to do some gardening. i know, wth 7pm & gardening. you must be mad.

the rain had just stop and i was thinking if i were to do some gardening this late, i wont have to go ewww, looking at some bug or wtv. cause i cant even see it. and the bugs wld not even be up on the ground cause it had just rain! :D

btw i have my own precious baby fur plant that is dying because my mom moved her humongous plant over beside it. so my baby plant cant get any sunlight at all. T.T
as i was rearranging the plants here and there,

i saw a huge rock that my mom just dumped at a corner. so i decided to move it up front to the garden.

THE PROB?

i cant move it, its bloody heavy.

well then, if you cant move it. dont move it lar.

ANOTHER PROB?

i cannot, dont move it. cause i had already moved it a few inches out of its place and my effort would have been wasted.

-.- , i know.

so, i stood there under the dark. thinking wat to do.

a simple and yet hideous drawing to save u from all that thinking.

if u were thinking at all.

the red line is where i want to move that rock to.

so it ended up, i came up with a brilliant plan of ROLLING MY ROCK TO THE DESTINATION.

:D i declare that i am the smartest bee on earth!

as i was kicking and rolling (roll once and take a deep breath.) that hugeass rock, & thinking how brilliant i am.

i heard a crack sound.

and thought... hey, it sounds like a snail's shell.

but my garden nv had any snails at all. :?

and then i moved the rock and

OMGWTHIKILLEDASNAIL.

there is indeed a snail below it. with the shell all cracked. i stared blankly for a second and started chanting all those amitabha (buddhist chants) on how i did not meant to kill it, and it was all an accident and may it be well and happy always and not be reborn as a snail IN MY GARDEN again.

then i continued rolling that stone while thinking what a hugedumbass i am.

T.T

during dinner, i asked my parent.

will the snail die if its shell has been cracked?

mom:duh.

me: shivers* feel guity like shit.

dad: oh the snail's shell will repair it self back. like.... the lizards tail.

me: oh really? it would take ages then. and how does it happen? like the snail put their saliva on their shells and it will stick itself back?

dad: er, i dunno. thats what i think lar.

-.-

sigh, few years ago, i thought that snails will migrate and find a new shell when their shell spoils.

i think it was because i saw some cartoon on that. :(

snails, sigh. pfft.

may it be well and happy always.

:( i did not meant to hurt u, paiseh!

me & gardening do not go well together.

is it just me?

i'm the world laziest blogger.


practically, i have been faithfully visiting every blog on earth each day and even mine too. cause i need to click on the links beside my blog to visit other blogs. but yet, i fail to update.


have to no fear, im BACK! well, for now it is. :P

last week was hectic cause i had crap loads of assignment and tests on. =((

i have a feeling my econs is not going to be good, but oh well.


today, had tea time with my bestf :) it was a sudden decision, and i end up waiting 30 mins for him to finish up his hw. hmf, and at first i felt bad cause he had to wait till my class finish at 3.3o pm.


anyway, i have no idea what to update, i dont think i shd update about how stress out i am. nor, about my previous unfinished trips to ipoh, cameron or melacca. :P

:( desicions decisions.




okay, i want to file a complain!

DISNEY CHARACTERS ARE A FRAUD.

have u ever realised, how come all the preeeeetttyyyy sweet princess are usually the one that get bullied at the start of the movie, by their evil stepmom or fugly stepsisters? or even by some stupid cat.


and how they would end up happily ever after with some HOT charming prince.

that is all BULLSHIT.

disney are tryin to lure us girls into some fantasy land.
where if you are pretty looking, you'll get bullied. and if you get bullied, the culprit are usually uglier than you, and then you'll get save by some hot guy.
dont worry, even if you get bullied but cant find your hot guy, you wont die. because, a disney character will never die in the end.



again, bullshitting.

1. are you sure that only the beautiful ones get bullied? owh, at least the producers of cinderella show the good side of the ugly stepsisters.


and the important one...



2. how come all the prince in disney are so hot?!!!!
pfffffttt, its hard to at least find a legitimate royalty which is good looking in here.
(here as in right here in ehhem here.)

well, i cant find one in the newspaper so i'll assume that i just cant find it. :P


okay... sorry about the random disney part.

hehehe.



just so for you all to know, my favourite disney character would be ;

* Arial/ areal/ arail (wth. the little mermaid lah) cause i like swimming when i was young and she's the only princess that could swim. -_-

* Anastacia. i like her because of personal reasons. teeeheheh.

i hate the bad guy though, freaking disgusting old man.

each time he appears, i'll turn off the tv screen and wait till him go off-screen then only turn it back on. and i remember how he talks with his detach-able-head & fingers and sloppy saliva

* Sleeping beauty, i think her name starts with a 'A' as well.

er, i like her cause she can sleep all she wants

and still can get some hunk to go all the way to see her sleep. :(


see what .... i mean?

The End

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you know how when a person made a promise, and they just broke your promise with no reason why, or even have the manners to tell you beforehand that they were going to break that promise.

(ok, watthegack. the last line does not make sense but just read it loud 2-3 times, you might get what this bee is trying to buzz out.)



back to the topic,

so yeah, this person lets name him Gilbert.

(cause i dislike any name that has a Bert at the end, namely, Albert, Robert and etc. it just sounds wrong. wink* go get creative people. no offence but, i just find it funny. :P)

okay, to keep long story short.

Gilbert guy did not do something that he promised just the day before. and did not even has the courtesy to apologize till now, or give me a reason why he just ffk.

i came up with few hypothesis.

1. either he had landed in afrika.

2. he landed in afrika + permanent memory loss.

3. he saw some hot girls in afrika and forget about his responsibilities.

4. he got robbed in afrika. (so he got no gadgets to inform me)

i'm sorry about my obsess with afrika but that was the only thing i could think of now, hehe.

i think i'll choose number 5.

5. he could not care less.

p/s - so do i.

dead = reborn= new hope?

i'm soooo dead.

:((

wait,
on the other hand, if i die...

i'll be reborn right?

:D

and there's a new hope for me once again!

*hopefully.

nights y'all.

p/s : throughout this whole week of holiday, TODAY was my only productive day.

sigh,
i'm gonna change.
i promise.
:( tak percaya ar?
hmf.

starking show.

i nearly die laughing at this one. watch it if you are free. :)

the girl who went crazy over hyun jooong (i hope i spell it correctly) is kinda o.O

eh but if i get to meet the guy of my dreams, i think i'll go gaga like her too.

focus on the second half of it!

adorable kids!!

Tony (seung woo), the one in yellow suit is so cute!!!!

and the one that fancy Tifanny damn yeng man!

and...

he's only 15.

i can wait!


p.s for the muscular couple, gulps* no comments.

a month ago.

what happen a month ago.

1.Guy + their soft side. :D

im starting to doubt the statement that

guys are the macho's one wherease the ladies are the softie type ones.

(oh who am i kidding, i doubt this ever since i was born - my cousin brother cried like shit when he punch me and i balas him by knocking his head with my jack jack. )
and his brother was like asking him to stop crying cause guys dont cry. muahaha

either guys have turn soft-ter or they have a sad childhood :P

the truth had been revealed by a single simple thing.

A BALLOON.

btw, before i continue

ish, look at Jacob not Bella. -_-

sorry :P macho guys remind me of him.

new moon is gonna be out soon, and heck, im gonna watch it becuase Taylor is in it. yay!

to Robert's fans, you think this is hot? wait till you see this.

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and this.

i have never been a fan of muscular guys *mainly jealous cause they have bigger boobs than me ftw but Jacob/Taylor is a different case.

even Jacob's manequin looks better than edward (macam hantu je)

formal

not formal

formal

and not.

and formal again.

hahah.

okay lar. dont kill me. :)

i think he look best in formal.

or mayb just both. heheh

he even looks good with long hair.

on the second thought,

nahhh.

i prefer his current short hair.

nah, other pics of him for some of you to drool on. :)

i'm generous and i share my guy.

*technically not my guy as in my guy. but my guy.? ok, bee just shut up.

bila dia kecil. :D

anyway, back to my topic.

talking about guys turning more girlish.

you know how some guys sei/die also dont want to admit that they like certain girlish things?

1. watching romantic and chick-flick movies with their gfs.

seriously, i would rather choose a typical girly movie over a *boompowbiangbiangbiang ka booom. * you die in an instant movie.

the main reason why i detest all those fast action movies = i cant see who is who!!

they introduce this AAA guy in 1.02sec and they next second you know, he was bombed & die. and then i who-suck-at-identifying-character will think that some random BBB guy is AAA. -.-

2. listening to Taylor Swift rather than Kenya West.

hahaha, okay that was intentional. but my motive is to say that some guys actually do like soothing soft music but they sei also wants to put linkin park or even some weird gothic punk music which lyrics sounds like this - dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! i want you to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee! dieeeeeeeee! dieeeeeeee! in their car playlist to show how macho they ar. pfffft

and you can seriously feel like dying when you seat at the backseat with those words blasting out from the rear speaker.

so yeah, guys in taylors are no exceptional. but then, *drumrolls. * the truth reveals when balloons conquered SS15 Taylors College University last month.

why leh?

balloon is such a powerful tool.

due to the limited supply of balloon that are given out by some clown or something outside taylors, most of the people went around cutting off balloons that are tied to the cars.

me included, jakun i know, but tadah, i see more guys doing that than girls. :P

and when i left my balloons in class and left to go pee-pee. majority of the guys took off their mask and kacau-ed my balloons.

soft side for balloons revealed.

suspect number 1. approaching balloons.

GOTCHA! AHAH!

suspect number 2

approaching.

i see THE hand.

walk past.

-_-

criminal number 3

the other twin!

then, Steven from Indonesia went up to ask Mr.D something.

sensing nothing was wrong with that, i continue my work.

5 minutes later, i turned to the back of the class

and

he smiled back at me like this!

Bee, your balloon was flying away.

i helped you to hold on to it.

oh why, thank you very much but i am totally aware of my balloon's capability to float. and thus which is why i make sure both doors are shut.

criminal number 4

STEVEN

oh, do i look cute with it?

btw, why did you touched my balloons?

are u obsess with balloons?

why should i answer you? :P

i am a man! and man are not obsess with balloons.

*zuken with his yeahhh! fingers.

okay i lied.

i'm not yet a man.

actually heck, i'm only 15. T.T dont tell anyone okay?

:D

suspect number 5

did you touched my balloons when i was not looking?

eh please lar,

who wants to touched your weird blue/yellow balloons that had your name signed on it?

how did you know that i signed my name on it?

you touched it didnt u?

criminal number 5

watever.

haha, fine lar. actually they are not some weird guys with sad childhood or even what soft side blablabla.

they truth is they were obsess with my balloons and keep poking it while some where actually saving my balloons that were getting near the fan.

while

some even treaten to puncture it with pencil, lead, smash it with slippers. -.-

this would be criminal number 6 if i would to continue my lameness.

crminal number 7

dont look at him! look at sponge bob!

its floating! adorable niaaaa

criminal 8

mr.chai
math lecturer.

i miss Amna. the one sitting down admiring balloons.

the MVSC & Aaron

(mos vain and sarcastic korean)

who dont know how to smile for camera.

SB smile! chichak*

dont look like smilling also.

michelle gave them free lesson on how to smile.

not bad it seems.

teacher for a day.

half of econs class.

SCANDALOUS !!!

after that, went to celebrate Stephie's bday. :)

once again, HAPPY BEE-LATED BDAY GIRL.

in case you are wondering,

this is Stephie.

the one above not below.

this is Lenne and me if you can spot me.

and grumpy Chloe cause our room kena rampas.

blame it on Lenne.

busy kao lui until forget our booking time for the room.

chloe with her emotional face while singing some Rainie's song.

cannot tahan d.

nah..... i give you my love on your bday.

i give you love why u spit it out.

:(

and this is when disaster happen.

Lenne beh-song (not happy) about the fact that i accidentally spill the whole of Steph's drink.

so he decided to kick my glass of drink down to the floor with his mike.

T.T

to his defence, he was not angry and did not do it on purpose.

i remember we were singing my heart will go on and he got all so emotional and slam the mike

down when he got to some high part & PIANKKK

the whole glass went smashed and scattered all on the floor.

the glass broke and we had to face our biggest fear by telling it to the redbox cleaner.

surprisingly, they did not charge us, not even a single cent.

p/s Lenne you call who clumsy again?!!

the end

of my 1st section of one-month ago post.