okay, since now i'm uber free. sigh, (insert the song
i'm a loner by C.N Blue) i tell you people a story.
here's the
kan cheong part of my post,
im sorta thinking if i should reveal some secrets of my past, since like im out of primary/secondary school and i want to de-stress myself! AND PEOPLE USUALLY WONT READ POST WITH LENGTHY WORDS. HEHEHE.
I am rather fickle minded, and er i have very short attention span which i dont think (but my friends thinks) it contributes------> to my love life.LIKE FTW i am not fickle minded in my love life. -____- do you see me changing partners every two weeks?? NO RIGHT? (mom:
NO, CAUSE U GOT NO PARTNER TO CHANGE) damn zha tou....
i need to clear my 'nama baik' on this statement, i may be fickle minded etc but i am superb stubborn and loyal & soft hearted. WAH I KNOW, WHERE TO FIND A GIRL LIKE THIS.
ANYWAY, it was way back in the erm secondary school and
"Jeng Jeng Jeng"
i had a crush on a guy named Jacob ,from my Form 5 class.
siao meh! obviously that is not his real name lah, if it is his real name i'll die of :). smilling too much. Jacob as in the werewolf jacob, dumdedum.
Okay so lets assume Jacob is his real name, but me and my friends have the tendency to give nicknames to people. and thus, i named him Jerry.
And my FG4 (four girls gang not including one more close guy friend CLEMENT LOO but wtv, how to say FG4 +1 meh. so dont have the oomph )
(the four girls one boy gang.)
so we always refer to him as Jerry and we can talk about 'Jerry' eventhough he's right beside us!
example, bffs enters my class and..
they: eh so hows ur perkembangan with Jerry and u?
me: er so so. nothing much (then proceed to tell stories on anything that happen between us.)
them: eh please lah Jerry's body not tht hot also, why you like him.
me: *defensive mode on* wah not like ur ____ (insert name) that hot also right! at least mine can ___ (insert advantage point) and ______ (insert another advantage point) ... URS CAN MEH?
WAH SEE WE SO CHUNTED SMART!
(btw this is Bori - from korea, everyone say hi bori!
hahah we looks funny here. and in IB class they called him Boring wtbee so mean. ishhhh and he always nod his head when we say that...... er dont know if he knows whats happening. )
BACK TO STORY!(and to those who knows me during secondary school-- no point guessing who is that because i moved class twice in Form 5! so hehehhe)
so before i continue, i would like to present the main actor/'chu kap yan' of my post today. No the main actor in this post is apparently not Jerry himself but one of my bestf, Zen. But dont be tricked by her name wei, she is not ZEN/ CALM at all!
This is Zen and her signature hippo pose
zen trying to cover my face. wtb -.-
me strangling her but she thinks im trying to rape her, another wtb-.-
see what i meant by the not so calm, zen?
Fast forward the time........................
it was like chor dont know what of CNY (hari keberapa CNY lol) so yeah we were invited to open hse and etc. As usual, we wld check out who is going. and the usual rsvp is:
1. if she's (bestf) going then im going
2. yer, why is he going? i dont want to go if he goes.
3. OMG, he's going arh? OKAY COMFIRM GO!
I was reacted, 'number 3' when i knew he was going. :)
and what was CNY without gambling after dinner. So we were at one of the bedroom on the bed gambling while once in a while some drunklords (yeah most of them were our friends) would come in and talk crap and then walk out........
and then......
and Jerry walks in.
(before i go any further, ill kindly remind you that Jerry IS 'JACOB'S FAKE NAME AND THAT NO ONE KNOWS WE REFERED JACOB AS JERRY)
okay, where was i?
oh yeah, he walked in....
and my bestest of the bestest friend THAM SZU SHEN OR KNOWN AS ZEN started yelling," JERRY!!!" and even pointed her fingers directly at him!
and we were all super shocked!
-______- if by now you still dont get it then ill cekik you. remember i said that Jerry was a fake/make up name for Jacob?? so obviously everyone was blur when that Zen shouted out JERRY INSTEAD OF JACOB!
cause in their minds, it must be like ftw,
WHO IS JERRY?
kan cheong...
ok ok, *scene resumes*
zen: JERRY! JERRY!
*points her stupid finger at Jerry/Jacob, which i felt like chopping off her fingers and strangling her at that very moment*
me: *defensive* he's JACOB lah! what jerry jerry. *i said it out super SLOW, LOUD AND CLEAR THAT HE'S NOT JERRY*
Jacob/ Jerry: *staring at us* with the -.-?? face (i feel like dying)
Zen: no He's jerry remember?! * wah this time feel like WWF, slammin her to the floor and elbowing her!
others non worth remembered friends (haha kidding): WHO'S JERRY?
Cf (other bestf) : Zen, you must be drunk.. JERRY . IS. NOT. HERE.
others non worth remembered friends again: WHO IS JERRY LAH? why did you call Jacob, Jerry?
WAH AT THIS MOMENT I WAS SUPER PISSED + SCARED + PISSED.
and then i found out that ZEN was indeed drunk, by drinking 1/3 can of SHANDY. 1/3 of SHANDY AND SHE'S ALREADY DRUNK. BUT THANK BUDDHA SHE'S ONLY A QUARTER DRUNK.
(see her stupid face, take proper picture also cannot.)
EH SERIOUSLY, WHO GETS DRUNK DRINKING 1/3 SHANDY? SHANDY LEH! NOT BEER!
How do i know that she's drunk?
1. she giggled like a 'shy little girl as if we just said- eh i saw ur panties' (haha okay my cousins always blushed when we say that
2. AND HER FACE WAS SUPERB RED
3. she admit that she was drunk. (this one super what the hell loh, drunk girl admit that she's drunk,..cant trust her statement.)
and also thankfully, Jerry was drunk too! MUAHAHAHAHAHA :D
*super relieved and smiled like a donkey*
after that we proceed to cover up her stupid mistake by saying JERRY is her crush wtf hahah from india or some place aiya dont care adi lah, and they met there and she is madly in love hahahhaha WITH JERRY and she thinks about him all the time/super inlove with him/ cant live without him. hahahah super hilarious
(-__- arghhh, at the same time still felt relieved but super mad. USE MY JERRY NAME WEI. ISH )
recap:
i remembered when she keep accussing that JERRY IS JACOB, the horror that Jacob wld know i secretly like him was not only shown on my face.
it was also shown on cf's face when she turn and i cld see her eyebrows started moving vividly haha asking 'omg now how? what to do?'
and also on PJ's face (not bff but he's old and wise thts why i told him about Jerry hahaha)- he too dropped his card (and it make a loud BAMN sound since the room is pindrop silence,--- everyone was thinking who is JERRY REMEMBER? ) ok lah, not that kua cheong... but he too stared at zen with that o.O *chun po zor* (sudah bocor) face.
okay so in the end, since everybody was partially drunk wtb and that some really believed our story= everything end well. *wipe sweats*
oh and few mins after that, i dont know why but weikit asked zen to slap him or something like that (they were both drunk) and zen really slapped him more than once. see? she's really drunk! and some others were on the floor laughing for no reason. -___- im scared of drunk people.
AND IMAGINE MY HORROR WHEN 2010 NEW YEAR EVE, Zen wanted to drink Vodka! 5% alcohol already talk crap, more than 5% i cant imagine what she would do.
arghhhhh.... how to be mad at ur Bestf who betrayed you when she was drunk, drunk by Shandy sa more?!
OKAY THE END OF STORY!
occasionally i do tought of Jerry/Jacob and this incident always pop out. :) sigh, but our relationship did not bloom out because he had to go somewhere far. and i cant tell if he is really interested in me because sometimes he acts so nonchalant, sometimes he treated me like his little sis ( bleh ) and sometimes like you know who :).
whatever, the moral of the story is:
BEFORE BRINGING YOUR FRIEND OUT (ES: BESTF), BETTER TEST IF SHE'S A GOOD DRINKER OR NOT!
wah super long post, eh go read this story twice ok! dont waste my effort to write this story!
as usual, okay not really usual but its the 2nd or 3rd time we catered food for cny. :( no more homecook food ;'( FOR ONE DAY as the 'cha bohs' (ladies, aunties, grandma) in my family wants to rest and be pampered for a day by not cooking. 
