My one good shit

you see, i have a talent.


a talent that people seldom possess. :) *dengan bangganya*

*edited* before i go any further, i'll hereby warn you beforehand that this is not a suitable reading for the weak stomach. so skip the tiny words to avoid reading the not so nice stuff.


i have the ability to tahan my shit. wtbee okay, this one need further explainations or i'll be well known for my shit. (which i already am....thats a story for another day) 'shit as in berak, defecation, solid,or semisolid or liquid waste materials' quote wikipedia not the shit as in bullshits where people talk craps (pun intended)


obviously you cant stop the shit from coming out, but i can TIME when to shit. (sorry to disgust you .sadly, thats nothing but the whole truth) its a natural born talent ever since im a baby........ or so i tought

but today, i failed to maintain my honorable status. i spend my whole night awake sitting on the bed and i shitted pardon my language, i bombed 3 times! 3 FREAKING TIMES.

I FREAKING GOT INFECTED BY FOOD POSIONING.

T____________________T

FOOD POSIONING AH!

KENA RACUN MAKANAN!

ok fine, i bombed 3 times in less than 5 hours. but why cant i sleep and only bomb in the morning? why why why does my stomach have to churn the whole night (i wonder, does the pain of this uber tummy ache is equivalent to the pain you have during labor @ when a pregnant woman delivers???? ) if it is, wah i damn chunted delivered triplets.

okay, i think when im sick i talk more crappy stuff. :((( and i am having fever now. while i am at my aunt's house where everyone is enjoying good food, i'm eating porridge.

life sucks

Xmas 2009 jolly rolly holly. (part2)

Part 2- stilllllll at chloe's house


us arranging the xmas presents properly.



and thats my lala blond hair cousin. i keep calling blond-dyed hair guys lala chai and manatau my cousin is one of them now! WHY MAN WHY?!



all hail the king! isaac looked drunk though.



blondie taking over the power of being the 'commander' to gives out the rules and regulations

(since our oldest cousin is no where to be seen :P she's in uk skiing away with angmohs. and im lazy to do the explanation, blondie took charge)



haha the adults more kancheong than the kids.





kien the blondie said' when i count to 3, you all must rush there like madcows, but no pushing no shouting! geddit?'

kids,' YESSS!' and they selamba/slowly taking their time to walk over to their presents when he counted to three. DAMN NO XMAS SEMANGAT LOR!





rudolf.




rudolf the reindeer! and kids opening their presents.






love notes.

i cant believe like this also can! -__- explanation note why cant afford to buy better presents. :P



remember the wrapped dumpling that was done by me? hehehehe its a keychain representing different insects for each of my aunts/uncles.






so yeah, uncles were comparing how does such and such insects represent them--

skinny but big butts ants represent their 'hot & manly' body.

rabbit keychain means playboy :P but of course they're not.






comparing their keychains. LOL macam budak jer



uncle smiling widely cause he recieved a slim/ultra skinny ants= his dream of becoming slim once more








daddy, blondie, me, jacjac

Xmas 2009 jolly rolly holly. (:

XMAS 2009

Part One- at Chloe's house :)

i know this is like last 3 months but its worth posting up because..............

the food itself is super kao kao can make you drool.

the people themselves are hilarious/family-ism

sigh, i want to turn back the time.

spent days shopping with opa and oma for xmas presents. (seriously, with so many small cousins you can shop till you drop. sorry wei & kien i dont know what to get for you guys. -but initially wanted to get something for kien (age 17) but he changed his hp number babi without telling me..so..... thats his problem lah)

oh and happy tang yuen festival too! :)

presents for the ahem* older peoples

i forgot to take a picture of my grandparent's present :'( its all handmade by me.

some of the presents.

haha yeah i kind of *cheated, i bought lots of presents from a shop or two only.

you can get brain damage to think about what to buy for each girls.

step 1.

1. is it a present for a boy or girl.

2. girls- go to any shop and see if the present suites the criteria of the recipient. if got no earholes (then cannot buy ear rings.) if got short hair (then cant buy scrunchies, blablabla)

3. boys- ah this one 70% die adi. nothing special/exciting to buy for them. (toys- they have tons of those and not like i can afford to spent RM100 toys for each of the 3 boys in my families, and thats exluding the young and budding ahem men)*har har boys life sucks*

ready to be shipped off :D

the 10++ year old xmas tree.

:) :) :)

a tree as a present. muahhaha

me and amber

i dont know why but she remind me of piglet in this picture. :P

dad communicating with baby isaac.

them savouring, snatching empty bowls to fill it with ori homemade mushroom soup.


oh gosh, i think its a part of growing up process where the guys in our family will do 'girlish' pose when you ask them to pose for pictures.

see?

fruits salad

to be eaten with

roti prata (i think thats what you called that)

inilah roti prata yang aku sedang cakap tentang.

(below)

3rd aunt homemade wholemeal bun and the HOLYMAMA MUSHROOM SOUP.

took hours to boil all the herbs etc and then you have to blend it kaokao. not easy job okay. :) obviously chloe and *ahem, ME ME ME did our part as a assistant chef to cook this soup.

FOOD FOOD FOOD

need i say more?

my favourite. :)

the christmas turkey

thats for grandpa if im not wrong - the best meat.

remember the mushroom soup?

my aunt used several herbs and one FREAKING STALK/BATANG/YA KAO herbs cost RM6.90. and you need to put in at least a handfull of stalk of EACH TYPE OF HERBS.

dad, talking to me.

'dont steal my food'

isaac, looking at me

'are you going to steal mine now?' :O

youngest aunt made adorable cheese tarts.

and chocolate balls. O.O



the end of part one. hahah

Triple F's

FOOD FAMILY FUN = woohoo.

CNY is just around the corner, okay heck actually its tomorrow! anyway, i just realised that i did not post anything about XMAS. :'( anyway, this cny week if i have the time i shall finish my xmas post asap! *pffft u might be wondering why cant i skip that post. :) you shall understand soon. as that post is related to CNY (it also has the TRIPLE F's)


i've been cooking at least once a week. (mom's order) and as some of you might know, my parents are pretty health conscious, er and i'm not. heheh
hence, i usually have to cook two seperate portion. *the healthy and the NOT-so-but-still healthy*

pictures dont do justice.

but it taste awesome!

the healthy dish.

broccoli,potato etc dunked stir fried, mixed with miso sauce.

the not so healthy BUT still healthy.

also kinda stir fried but instead of miso,

i've heated a little butter to mix in it, a pinch of salt

and other McGill's rempah (Dill, Garlic poweder and i forgot what!)

obviously mine's the best. muahaha

ok gtg.

HAPPY CNY! HAVE A SAFE JOURNEY

what we did last last week III

again at zen's house using her lappie.

i know, you are getting bored with my zen here zen there stuff right. :O ho hum im bored too. okay ill promise, NEXT WEEK GOOD STUFF SHALL BE POSTED!

STAY TUNED. :D

aww, hippo and clement

clement again.

which reminds me,

zen's sleepover at my house! :)

as SS this is, we cant avoid it because it doesnt seems complete for a sleepover without camwhoring. :( although we were exhausted that day, woke up at 8 then met shuhmin, shopped till 4 and then baked the whole night.

we still manage to camwhore!

geng or not.

yeah. she brought over her hippo too.....

and im not happy with it.

and thus, decided to poke its bellybutton. ngek ngek

hehehe, we slept at my cousin's room cause my room cant fit her. LOL sounds wrong. i mean, i have a queen size bed but not a queen size mattress, heh cant imagine it lehhh.

and there was a saying:

a woman look best (hottest) when she is baking.

BULLSHIT LAR!

as you can see in the above pictures, we totally go into the top list of 'aunty look-a-like'

dont you dare to say its our 'faceproblem' *defensive*

wtv. pffft